I was challenged to produce a bottle of 'Proper Cider', never a good idea on my birthday week when my intelligence quotient is inversely proportional to the amount of cider consumed - I 'produced' a bottle of Proper Cider - well I re-labled a bottle of fine Asturian Sidra. I'm not going to turn my kitchen and bathroom into a cider press just yet.
miércoles, 29 de abril de 2009
viernes, 24 de abril de 2009
Some comments have been made which leads me to believe that some people think our logo is 'sexist' or 'feminist'. Just get a grip. Freud said 'there are times when a cigar is just a cigar', I have made an extra proper effort and pulled out all the stops to come up with a logo for the girlies. I hope you like it, there's loads more where that came from. Oh and by the way, if you want some sort of Agatha Ruiz de la Prada pink flowery stuff you are on the wrong blog and you should be at home with your cats munching on a warm rocket salad and balsamic cheese and toasted nuts.
jueves, 23 de abril de 2009
A very successful eveng was had making another 20 kilos of sausages at our secret location. We have decided not to continue with the curry line as only a few people went for them - your loss, though the recipe is there and available on request. I'm going to try a blue cheese variety soon and the bar-b-que season is starting so watch this space...
This is the first of the sausage jokes, not a great on but you've got to start somewhere. This one has been around the planet more times than a fart in a spaceman's suit;
Seamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.'He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!'Murphy replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.'He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.Seamus said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!'Murphy replied, with a smile. 'Don't worry, I have a plan , Cheers! 'They downed their Drinks. Murphy said, 'OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.'The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.At the tenth pub Seamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are killing me!'Murphy said, 'How do you think I feel? I can't even remember which pub I lost the sausage in.'